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Original Title:	Nightlight: A Parody
ISBN:	0307476103 (ISBN13: 9780307476104)
Edition Language:	English
Series:	Lampoon Parodies

Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies)

The Harvard Lampoon

Paperback | Pages: 154 pages

Rating: 3.08 | 9760 Users | 1664 Reviews

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Title	:	Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies)
Author	:	The Harvard Lampoon
Book Format	:	Paperback
Book Edition	:	First Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 154 pages
Published	:	November 3rd 2009 by Vintage (first published 2009)
Categories	:	Humor. Young Adult. Paranormal. Vampires. Fantasy. Fiction. Romance

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About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Ratings: 3.08 From 9760 Users | 1664 Reviews

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This book was probably written by a bunch of drunk Lampoon employees at 2am. Then again, the book it's parodying reads like it was written in about 45 minutes by an unpopular 16-year-old girl who is dying to be part of the 'cool' crowd, so I suppose the authors got it bang-on with Nightlight.The reviews here panning this book make me laugh. Well, Twitheads in general make me laugh. Anyway, this book is suppose to be bad. It's suppose to make you groan and roll your eyes as you read it. You know

*giggles*This is the tale of Belle Goose, a clumsy, self-important, day-dreaming girl from Arizona who moves to Switchblade, Oregon and falls for a brooding loner named Edwart Mullen. A vampire. Or is he?!There were several times that this book made me laugh out loud. The endless description of how clumsy Belle is. The extremely negligent parenting. But her inner-monologue was my favorite. She constantly assumed that every boy wanted her, that everyone was talking about her or wanting to be her

Creative ResponseBelle is my nameI've never wanted fameI'm a little different, it's trueBut so are you!Edwart you areInto your eyes I can see farYour eyes changed to greenBy me you can be seenYou're a vampire, I knowEven if it doesn't showYou may say you're notBut that's not what I thoughtUntil I met JoshWhose windows my dad does washIn the cemetery that dayHe gave it awayA vampire you're notAnd that means a lotComing from himMaybe it'll convince JimJim is my dadVampires make him madHe likes to

It's hardly ground-breaking, but I'm giving it four stars on the sheer enjoyment factor. I'm actually a fan of the Twilight books, but I get that Stephenie Meyer is no Shakespeare and this series is hardly world class literature. Twilight's gotten so huge it was only a matter of time before someone sent it up, so I was eager to see what a bunch of nerds from Harvard did to it.Belle Goose is an exaggerated piss take of Bella. She's self obsessed, and believes everyone else to be obsessed with

I wiped the chemical dust off my clothes and sat down. Without looking at Edwart, I pulled out my textbook and notepad. Then, without looking at Edwart, I looked at the board and wrote down the terms Mr. Franklin had written. I dont think other people in my situation could do quite so many things without looking at Edwart.When the bell rang I stole another glance at him and shrank into a deeper sense of worthlessness. He was now staring furiously up at the bell, shaking all the muscles in his

there's "parody" and then there's "a waste of paper." i'd rather take twilight over this and i HATE twilight. give us something so we know you put in even a little effort in. i didnt laugh once & im really fucking disappointed you guys

Nightlight, a parody of Stephenie Meyer's hugely popular Twilight series, tells the story of the appropriately named Belle Goose who moves to the town of Switchblade and meets the mysterious and strangely attractive Edwart.Not having read many perodies I wasn't quite sure what to expect; but as I'm not a fan of Twilight I felt it could only be enjoyable. Nightlight is good for a quick read; I finished it in a matter of hours.There's no question that you really need to have read the Twilight