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Title	:	Agnes and the Hitman
Author	:	Jennifer Crusie
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	Anniversary Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 421 pages
Published	:	August 21st 2007 by St. Martin's Press
Categories	:	Romance. Womens Fiction. Chick Lit. Mystery. Contemporary Romance. Fiction. Contemporary. Humor

Agnes and the Hitman

Jennifer Crusie

Hardcover | Pages: 421 pages

Rating: 3.94 | 18669 Users | 1675 Reviews

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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love… Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on.  Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window.  His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems:  he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes.  When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either.  Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice.  Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and--most dangerous of all--each other.  Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty--a novel of delicious proportions.

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Original Title:	Agnes and the Hitman
ISBN:	0312363044 (ISBN13: 9780312363048)
Edition Language:	English URL http://www.crusiemayer.com/agnes/book.htm
Characters:	Agnes Crandall, Shane Smith (Fortunato), Joey Torcelli, Lisa Livia Fortunato, Carpenter, Taylor Beaufort, Brenda Fortunato Dupres, Maria Fortunato, Palmer Keyes, Garth Thibault
Setting:	Wilkes, South Carolina(United States)

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Ratings: 3.94 From 18669 Users | 1675 Reviews

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To Do List, she thought. Feed cast of thousands, several of whom are killers and one of whom is an underage dognapper now living illegally in my barn. Plan flamingo wedding. Remember not to screw hitman's brains out again even though he's really hot. Find nice normal guy without gun permit. [...]Take revenge on the sleazy bitch who's trying to swindle me out of my dream house,It was going to be a very busy day.This is screwball comedy at its best, a very entertaining surprise for my summer read

The StorylineAgnes is not your normal chick-lit heroine. The fact that shes known as Cranky Agnes could give you an idea. The fact that shes used a frying pan in more ways than just cooking (Ill give you a hint, one guy now has a metal plate in his head) could also give you another idea. Theres also an incident with a meat fork but I wont spoil the fun for you. Or maybe its the mental conversations she has with her therapist.Fuck you, Agnes said, bent over the edge of the cake.Angry language,

Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/2.5 StarsJennifer Crusie is an author that one of the nicest people I work with is constantly recommending to me. Allow me to do what I do and use some gifs to explain the difference in our personality types. If we were Disney princesses, she would be . . . . And I would be . . . . I just assumed my reaction to her go-to-gal would be . . . . But then she finally wore me down and I gave Bet Me a chance and it was pretty alright so

**5++++ stars**Have you ever read a book that you finish but within 2-4 days you are ready to read it again? This is that book for me. I have loved several books in my lifetime. This book was easily one of my favorite books ever.I think between the humor, violence, humor again, romance, friendships, minor characters, and even the dog, between it all I fell in love with this book. Agnes is a cookbook author. She also has a column about cooking titled Cranky Agnes. She is armed and dangerous, with

Exciting, fun, weird and unexpectedly gripping, Agnes and the Hitman is very impressive and reminiscent of One for the Money in its style and wit.

3.5 stars

This book is bonkers and I LOVE IT. Have I said that about a Crusie book before? I feel like I have. More than once. Its true each time. And what Bob Mayer brings to the table hitmen and CIA contractors just puts more hearts in my eyes. Love, crime, and mayhem, sign me up every time. Especially when Im laughing out loud the whole ride.