Heaven (Halo #3) 
I thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy, I was wrong.Bethany Church, or the Paranormal Mary Sue, whichever you want to call her, hasn't changed. At all.After Xavier proposed to Bethany at the end of Hades, God made it really clear that this marriage was an abomination. Did Xavier and Bethany listen? Of course not.So, they get married, cheese cheese blah blah, and OMG! A reaper appears to destroy it. What should they do? Bethany protects Xavier which made the reaper KILL Father Mel, Xavier's
RAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!FUCKING PIECE OF ROTTING BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!AHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAA!! HAHAAAHAAA!!(You see what this series has done to me.It's driven me crazy... 0.0)WHHHHYYY!? WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHHHHHYYYYEEEEE?FUCK THE WORLD!!!! DXUpdate: 3/21/12I just read the synopsis. Is this for real? Really?REALLY!?So, in order to remain safe from some oooh scary angels, Bethany and Xavier go to college!? Oh sure, just blow $100,000 and party and whatnot! I am working my ASS

Now, I'm not one to draw anatomy correctly 24/7...but at least I know how to critique myself and find my faults. A COVER LIKE THIS HURTS ME.That is THE tiniest ribcage I have ever seen, and her neck looks way awkward arched like that. Also, I haven't seen someone so tiny about the waist since Ariel the mermaid. For serious.And I didn't know hair could be wings. That must be a new development in angel anatomy. The silhouette should also still imply foreshortening with arm muscles and size and
I just want to tell you all: this is the first book I really considered quitting not once, not twice, but three times. I am so happy that this series is over and that I will never pick up any of these books from this series again for as long as I live. I am the definition of done. Also, spoilers will be abound and aplenty throughout this whole review, and this is going to a a mostly Supernatural gif-filled extravaganza, because A). That is how angels/demons/etc. should be done and B). I can.
Im incredibly relieved to be done with this series. I dont regret reading it, because I actually think this series is a symbol of how far YA, which is a relatively new concept, has come since starting out.This book is just as ridiculous as the rest. A few things are resolved well, but most of this book is even more eye-roll worthy than the others. How could it not be with a heroine as ridiculous as Beth?Lets highlight some of the best parts; Beth marries Xavier and accidentally gets a priest
At first, I was iffy about giving a low rating before the book came out. But then I saw that this has a 4.13 rating. Now I don't care.Edit #1:(view spoiler)[Bethany and Xavier finally do it! Of course, it's after they're married. And of course, it's perfect! Seriously, what is up with the whole virgin + virgin = perfect sex thing? And don't give that She's-an-angel crap! (hide spoiler)]
Alexandra Adornetto
Hardcover | Pages: 419 pages Rating: 3.9 | 16832 Users | 1155 Reviews

Describe Books As Heaven (Halo #3)
Original Title: | Heaven |
ISBN: | 0312656289 (ISBN13: 9780312656287) |
Edition Language: | English URL http://us.macmillan.com/heaven-1/AlexandraAdornetto |
Series: | Halo #3 |
Characters: | Bethany Church, Xavier Woods, Gabriel Church, Ivy Church |
Setting: | Ole Miss(United States) Venus Cove(United States) |
Commentary In Pursuance Of Books Heaven (Halo #3)
Heaven must be missing an angel.... The angel Bethany and her mortal love, Xavier, have already pushed the boundaries of Heaven with their relationship. In this conclusion to the Halo trilogy, the two take their love to the next, forbidden, step: They marry. At a time when they believe nothing will come between them again, they are faced with their most daunting challenge yet: the Sevens, a military order of angels designed to maintain balance in the universe. These soldiers won't stop until their job is done - capture the wayward angel and send her home. Secrets, exile, and unexpected allies flavor the rest of this intense love story and adventure. Beth discovers there is only one way back to earth, but the cost is higher than she - and readers - ever imagined. If she can survive, she can prove to Heaven and Earth that there is nothing stronger than the power of love.Details Out Of Books Heaven (Halo #3)
Title | : | Heaven (Halo #3) |
Author | : | Alexandra Adornetto |
Book Format | : | Hardcover |
Book Edition | : | First Edition |
Pages | : | Pages: 419 pages |
Published | : | August 21st 2012 by Feiwel & Friends (first published 2012) |
Categories | : | Paranormal. Angels. Young Adult. Fantasy. Romance |
Rating Out Of Books Heaven (Halo #3)
Ratings: 3.9 From 16832 Users | 1155 ReviewsJudgment Out Of Books Heaven (Halo #3)
I just want to tell you all: this is the first book I really considered quitting not once, not twice, but three times. I am so happy that this series is over and that I will never pick up any of these books from this series again for as long as I live. I am the definition of done. Also, spoilers will be abound and aplenty throughout this whole review, and this is going to a a mostly Supernatural gif-filled extravaganza, because A). That is how angels/demons/etc. should be done and B). I can.I thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy, I was wrong.Bethany Church, or the Paranormal Mary Sue, whichever you want to call her, hasn't changed. At all.After Xavier proposed to Bethany at the end of Hades, God made it really clear that this marriage was an abomination. Did Xavier and Bethany listen? Of course not.So, they get married, cheese cheese blah blah, and OMG! A reaper appears to destroy it. What should they do? Bethany protects Xavier which made the reaper KILL Father Mel, Xavier's
RAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!FUCKING PIECE OF ROTTING BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!AHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAA!! HAHAAAHAAA!!(You see what this series has done to me.It's driven me crazy... 0.0)WHHHHYYY!? WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHHHHHYYYYEEEEE?FUCK THE WORLD!!!! DXUpdate: 3/21/12I just read the synopsis. Is this for real? Really?REALLY!?So, in order to remain safe from some oooh scary angels, Bethany and Xavier go to college!? Oh sure, just blow $100,000 and party and whatnot! I am working my ASS

Now, I'm not one to draw anatomy correctly 24/7...but at least I know how to critique myself and find my faults. A COVER LIKE THIS HURTS ME.That is THE tiniest ribcage I have ever seen, and her neck looks way awkward arched like that. Also, I haven't seen someone so tiny about the waist since Ariel the mermaid. For serious.And I didn't know hair could be wings. That must be a new development in angel anatomy. The silhouette should also still imply foreshortening with arm muscles and size and
I just want to tell you all: this is the first book I really considered quitting not once, not twice, but three times. I am so happy that this series is over and that I will never pick up any of these books from this series again for as long as I live. I am the definition of done. Also, spoilers will be abound and aplenty throughout this whole review, and this is going to a a mostly Supernatural gif-filled extravaganza, because A). That is how angels/demons/etc. should be done and B). I can.
Im incredibly relieved to be done with this series. I dont regret reading it, because I actually think this series is a symbol of how far YA, which is a relatively new concept, has come since starting out.This book is just as ridiculous as the rest. A few things are resolved well, but most of this book is even more eye-roll worthy than the others. How could it not be with a heroine as ridiculous as Beth?Lets highlight some of the best parts; Beth marries Xavier and accidentally gets a priest
At first, I was iffy about giving a low rating before the book came out. But then I saw that this has a 4.13 rating. Now I don't care.Edit #1:(view spoiler)[Bethany and Xavier finally do it! Of course, it's after they're married. And of course, it's perfect! Seriously, what is up with the whole virgin + virgin = perfect sex thing? And don't give that She's-an-angel crap! (hide spoiler)]
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